Today's Odd Headlines

34yo man & 13yo girl relationship "real love" says Italian court

Because a 13yo girl knows"real love".

A 34-year-old Italian man who had sex with a 13-year-old girl has had his sentence cut by a two-thirds because a court decided there was "real love" between the pair.

 

Cult member circumcised his children, at home, with a utility knife 

I think this asshole should be re-circumcised, at home, with a utility knife, by a Parkinson's patient.

Investigators say a man has been charged with child abuse in Caldwell County for circumcising his two infant sons with a utility knife.

 

Georgia, Tennessee in border dispute over water

The state of Georgia would rather invade other states' water instead of conserving its own.

The resolution, which has passed early hurdles but has not received final passage, claims that the boundary was erroneously surveyed in 1818 and that Georgia has never accepted it. The resolution calls for the creation of a "Georgia-Tennessee Boundary Line Commission" that would perform joint surveys and change the line to the "definite and true" boundary line: exactly following the 35th parallel.

 

3rd grade transgendered student?

You have to wonder if his parents wanted a daughter.

The issue of being transgender usually pops up with students in high school. However, a 3rd grade boy wants to dress as a girl and wants teachers and students to address him with a girl's name.