Sorry About Not Posting

...but real life is getting in the way of online life. I work in a tourist area, and the tourists are flocking in larger numbers than any other year. A horrible economy will do that ya know.

Speaking of tourists, I do have some suggestions for anyone who plans to visit Cedar Point.

1. Despite what you may think, the speed limit is not merely a suggestion. So find the damn gas pedal and go. I'm sick of driving behind you people going 45 in a 55 when there is nothing around that you may find even the slightest bit interesting.

2. Red lights mean stop. This especially goes for the guy from Michigan driving the dark blue F-250 with the sheet of plastic side window. This piece of shit almost hit me because he thought red meant go...and by almost I mean inches.

3. Do not change lanes just because you feel like it when there is a person less than 5ft from you in the other lane. Another Michigan driver

4. When turning on to  a 4 lane highway, you turn on to the nearest lane. You don't go into the second lane, especially when someone is driving in that lane. Another Michigan driver.

5. Orange barrels are not roadside bombs. You need not fear them. It's okay to drive past them at a speed of more than 25mph.

Please use these suggestions the next time you travel.