Huckabee, Obama Win Iowa Caucus

The "John Edwards with a bible" and the man whose loyalty is not with the United States come out on top in Iowa.

Woopdie-freakin' doo. Anyways, here is the Republican results

1st "John Edwards with a bible" Mike Huckabee

2nd Mitt "Flip-Flopper" Romney

3rd Fred "Employer of Hezbollah/ Open Borders sympathizers and felons" Thompson

4th John "Amnesty" McCain

5th Ron "White Supremacist" Paul

6th Duncan Hunter (THE ONLY CONSERVATIVE IN THE RACE)

 

The Democrat results:

Tied for 1st is Barack Obama and Mike Huckabee

Tied for 2nd is John Edwards and Mitt Romney

Tied for 3rd is Hillary Clinton and John McCain

Tied for 4th is Bill Richardson and Rudy Giuliani