A Funny

From Free Republic

Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the helicopter in front of the
White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared-away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says:
"Nice pigs, Sir."

The President replies "These are not pigs. These are authentic Arkansas
Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared-away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says,
"Excellent trade, Sir."